Got up quite early for me, about 6.45am.

Showered, blow-dried subversively over-the-collar length hair, made tea

Got dressed, distributed tea to family, had a few tabs and drove to work.

Opened up office, did some work, dived out, bought sickly American-style coffee confection and more fags, came back to office, did more work.

Worked and worked and worked. Became v tired due to excessive working.

LATER: Heard Broon's last speech as PM in the background. Then did more work.

Finished work, drove off, went to pub on own for a quick glass, drove to supermarket, bought wine, went home.

Drank wine, then a bit more. Opened more wine, drank, smoked, ashed, stubbed, drank, lit-up, drank, smoked, drank.

Patted dog on head.

Logged on.

And so to bed.

Might write up more from my amazing schedule later.

Toodles, blog fans.

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