Whoopa-whoopa-whoopa-WOOOOOOOoooooop.

That's the sound of a police car pulling up outside yo crib, that is. Mofo.

And I should know.

I've heard the fuckers from New York to Liverpool.

It's never a harbinger of good news.

Usually a fanfare of death, in fact.

And why they can't just go about their dreadful business quietly is a mystery known only to those who swear allegiance to The Smith (Jaaaaacqqqui) and have the funny handshake off pat.

Anyway, they're calling again.

Not on a morbid mission to point out our friends and relatives' frail grasp on mortality this time, thank heavens.

Still. It's a drag.

A FUCKING BIG DRAG.