I Am Become God

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I Am Become God

by redleader @ 2007-07-31 – 14:52:52

Woohoo!

700 visitors and 1,822 page views.

And I've not even written anything.

Behold ME for I am Become God.

Tremble before your leader.

Sing Hosannahs in the...

Oh.

The stats machine is busted.

Bollocks.
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- HektorRevisited
- http://thewindhover.blog.co.uk
- 2007-07-31 @ 15:00:11
Just today or in total?
- - redleader
  - 2007-07-31 @ 15:23:22
  In the last hour.
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- (Visitor)
- 2007-07-31 @ 15:06:33
rock on...lol
- - redleader
  - 2007-07-31 @ 15:23:52
  Too true.
  
  Shame it's all a sick joke.
  - - (Visitor)
    - 2007-07-31 @ 15:29:30
    ive just checked my stats.. over the past week i've had a total of nearly 20,000 visitors and something like 10,000 page views.. I mean who on earth is that interested in a daft blog..pmsl
    
    spammers of the world united I think.
    - - redleader
      - 2007-07-31 @ 15:35:38
      Bastards!
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- Juzzzy
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- 2007-07-31 @ 15:08:59
There's something on helpblog about that........

All my visitors are real, however. Ahem.
- - redleader
  - 2007-07-31 @ 15:24:25
  Yeahright.
  
  Those days are GONE, bucko.
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 2007-07-31 @ 15:19:31
(said in best arnie/terminator style voice)

"2007-07-31 - 14:52:52

Red leader becomes sentient. Computes that humans are a threat. Launches all nuclear weapons in effort to wipe out mankind."
- - redleader
  - 2007-07-31 @ 15:25:06
  Maybe not ALL humans.
  
  Just a couple of dozen REALLY ANNOYING ones!
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- - HektorRevisited
  - http://thewindhover.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-07-31 @ 15:48:55
  You, are a bloody genius.
  - - redleader
    - 2007-07-31 @ 15:49:51
    I know.
    
    It's a curse.
    
    A CURSE I tell you.
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2007-07-31 @ 16:01:00
We bow down to you. Oh Great 'Leader'.
- - redleader
  - 2007-07-31 @ 16:04:46
  No!
  
  I am a false god!
  
  The stats have blown their own brains out.
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2007-08-08 @ 14:38:07
    Ah, the real curse of being a Cult leader/false Deity.
    
    It's always such a 'mare getting the bloodstains out of the commune carpets after a mass suicide.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2007-07-31 @ 22:37:04
my stats are reducing. I think I got minus 123 visitors viewing over minus 8000 times today. I'm being compelled to visit blogs into order to set the universe right again. you really should be grateful.
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- Kay (Visitor)
- 2007-08-01 @ 10:25:14
Lies. Lies, and damned statistics.

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- GodTheFather
- 2007-08-02 @ 11:45:45
Beware hubris, my son.
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